10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious)

Lets Keep the Ball rolling smiley



1. Home Straight Crew cheesy
This crew have no Joy at all, the only the thing they want to hear is Surely surely, The Lord Be with you cheesy
And the next place you would see them is 120km away grin


2. The Photo Crew.
Especially when the church has a Nice surrounding. Some would even dress well with hope of taking pictures and Selfie so they can update #Sunday_Things on Social Medias grin


3. The Meeting Crew

Announcement time.. Please listen carefully smiley

New Members are welcome and Please endevour to please meet the Church President after dismissal

All CMO (Mens) Should please wait Behind for a Brief meeting.. :-/

All CWO (Mothers) You are expected to meet your Leader after church dismissal for an important Information

The Chior should also wait after the church Dismissal, you have a Vistor from From Saint Cicilia catholic Church
Venue: Choir stand/Gallery

All Youth should please meet their leader after dismissal for brief information about the Camp coming up soon..

All Children and Househelps within the age 17- below should also wait after dismissal your Leader wants to see you all
Venue : Children stand

He should have Just say Everyone should wait after Dismissal. undecided


4. The Hookers Crew.
That is when you would see Chike and Chidimma hooking up to exchange phone Numbers with

"Your Face Look Familar have we meet before grin "


5. The Ice-cream and Puff Puff Crew.
Who can say he didnt pass this Crew, when one would save his Offering money for Icecream and Puff puff grin


6. The Gossip crew. (Female)
They would have formed an Association for it if it is Legal
After church dismissal is the proper time for they to broadcast Live Gossip grin


7. Last Week Football Analyzers.(Males)


Seun: Omo with the way Chelsea dey go down them go still discover Oil oo :O

Ade: Bros no be lie i need Sack Mou undecided

Kingtom: Guy e pain me as Manu Draw Match oo..


8. The Show Off Crew.
It is Only on Sunday after church dismissal that Dee knows he would open the doors of his Car and climb the roof and ask his Beautiful sister to snap him with Galaxy Tab (9) tongue


9. Last to Go Crew.
This crew are always the last to go home and somehow with definately no specific reason to be the last to go..

10. Feel free to add yours..

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